Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death.
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
Q: Who are the two most famous black women in history?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.
Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: Whats the difference between 9/11 and the Tsunami?
A: About 97,000 more people I don't know or care about.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
A: Tell her a joke on Thursday!
Q: What do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50 congressmen in a room?
A: A roomful of people who don't do dick!
Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes?
A: “Toes go in first.”
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A: A tourist.
Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women nuts?
A: Money.
Sex is like a card game, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!
Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
Q: Why dont blind men skydive?
A: Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
