1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
2. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
3. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
4. To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
5. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
6. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
7. Illiterate? Write For Help.
8. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
9. Cat: The Other White Meat.
10. Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.