The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

My assistant began responding to my memos with, “Yeah, whatever.”

I got a “It’s for you loser” wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.

My new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

The Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

The Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.

My parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

My secretary sez things like “Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry.”

Three people began helping me write a “desk manual” for my job.

The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

A large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

The receptionist began saying “Who ???” to anyone calling on me.